Jane Austen Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Sorry Gav, it takes more than a wet shirt to look like Mr Darcy.'

"Oh, that Jane. I thought you were talking about Jane Austen."

Woman on the phone.

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

"So much for watching a Jane Austen movie with my date. He kept waiting for the car chase!"

"Fine. It's just that it'll take me longer to walk there in my skinny jeans."

"Whatever happened to traditional marriages? There they are...on national television...with millions of people watching...two women getting married! And they're both wearing blue jeans!"

On the scale of 1-10, do you like it?

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

'I still don't understand why I couldn't use the path to get your Jane Austen stamps.'

Darcy's feelings for Elizabeth increase.

'Well, I love your paint-spattered jeans.'

'As a teleworker Colin sometimes struggled against feelings of isolation.'

Mothers Pride and Prejudice.

Jane Austen.

"Is it simply your unsupported word, or did anyone actually see you on the night in question writing a biography of Jane Austen?"

'Life! Give my conversation liiiife!'

Man blowing glass. His dentures have fallen out and are in the glass bubble.

"It's another letter from Mr. Wentworth. He writes, 'You up?' and then there are some pictures of a smiley face and an eggplant."

"You know, in Jane Austen's time a little well placed irony would have sufficed."

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

'What do you mean 'What would Jane Austen do?''

I was telling him a story of my granddaughter's wedding.

Meet the Artist.

"The Over-Sharing Economy"

"Remember, now-you're sense, I'm sensibility."

Cut out and keep your own Mr Darcy!

'Sorry, Gav, but it takes more than a wet shirt to look like mr Darcy.'