Jane Austen Enthusiast Prints

'Sorry Gav, it takes more than a wet shirt to look like Mr Darcy.'

"Oh, that Jane. I thought you were talking about Jane Austen."

Woman on the phone.

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

"Whatever happened to traditional marriages? There they are...on national television...with millions of people watching...two women getting married! And they're both wearing blue jeans!"

'I still don't understand why I couldn't use the path to get your Jane Austen stamps.'

On the scale of 1-10, do you like it?

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

Sure, he can talk already, but it's all just psychobabble.

"Fine. It's just that it'll take me longer to walk there in my skinny jeans."

Elvis Presley buying a ticket to art show saying "One for the Monet"

"So much for watching a Jane Austen movie with my date. He kept waiting for the car chase!"

Darcy's feelings for Elizabeth increase.

'Well, I love your paint-spattered jeans.'

"Gracie, I'm getting way tired of your Jane Goodall routine!"

'Hey Dave, check out the kinky underwear this chick is taking on her trip!'

'As a teleworker Colin sometimes struggled against feelings of isolation.'

Scents and Scentsibility. Jane Austen.

Jane Austen.

Mothers Pride and Prejudice.

"Is it simply your unsupported word, or did anyone actually see you on the night in question writing a biography of Jane Austen?"

'Life! Give my conversation liiiife!'

Man blowing glass. His dentures have fallen out and are in the glass bubble.

"It's another letter from Mr. Wentworth. He writes, 'You up?' and then there are some pictures of a smiley face and an eggplant."

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

I was telling him a story of my granddaughter's wedding.

"You know, in Jane Austen's time a little well placed irony would have sufficed."

'What do you mean 'What would Jane Austen do?''

Meet the Artist.

"The coach said that you play like Ronaldo? Ha! You loser! He told me I play like Chloe Kelly!"

"The Over-Sharing Economy"

"Remember, now-you're sense, I'm sensibility."