Jane Austen Fanatic Prints

"Is it simply your unsupported word, or did anyone actually see you on the night in question writing a biography of Jane Austen?"

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Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

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"Whether we refer to them as lakes or ponds, it's mere semantics."

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

'...but since no fossils of dinosaur clothing have yet been found, what you see here is mostly speculation.'

"So much for watching a Jane Austen movie with my date. He kept waiting for the car chase!"

"You need a mint."

'I still don't understand why I couldn't use the path to get your Jane Austen stamps.'

'Sorry Gav, it takes more than a wet shirt to look like Mr Darcy.'

Darcy's feelings for Elizabeth increase.

'That's my last signing of the cross if you're going to double-cross me like that!'

"Do you know what time they open love?"

Jane Austen.

"Oh, that Jane. I thought you were talking about Jane Austen."

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Mothers Pride and Prejudice.

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"It's another letter from Mr. Wentworth. He writes, 'You up?' and then there are some pictures of a smiley face and an eggplant."

'Express delivery through the Gulf Stream is an extra $2 Sir...'

"You know, in Jane Austen's time a little well placed irony would have sufficed."

'I call it my bumper sticker.'

'Do these tight jeans make my top look big in this...?'

'What do you mean 'What would Jane Austen do?''

Gesundheit! - a christmas tree should be fresh.

"Remember, now-you're sense, I'm sensibility."

"Doc, she's having contractions!"

'Sorry, Gav, but it takes more than a wet shirt to look like mr Darcy.'

"Urgent message from Captain Sasson, sir - do you know any words that rhyme with orange?"

Cut out and keep your own Mr Darcy!

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Sense, Sensibility & Sid, Attorneys at Law. 'We cover all the bases.'