Jane Austen Fan Prints

'Sorry, Gav, but it takes more than a wet shirt to look like mr Darcy.'

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

'He's maturing early.'

"Whose the new guy?"

'Oh my!...Corn circles, Roswell, aliens, pyramids - there's a connection!...'

"Manafort's was the best flip yet."

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

"The back flip was a nice touch."

'No, this is area 50...Area 51 is over that way...'

"Fine. It's just that it'll take me longer to walk there in my skinny jeans."

'I still don't understand why I couldn't use the path to get your Jane Austen stamps.'

Speed Bump Ahead.

Man on stilts watching balloon dog lift it's leg. Animal Balloon maker watching on.

A man swinging upside down by his legs on a scaffolding frame.

'Virgil is on the gymnastics team.'

Elvis Presley buying a ticket to art show saying "One for the Monet"

"So much for watching a Jane Austen movie with my date. He kept waiting for the car chase!"

'Sorry Gav, it takes more than a wet shirt to look like Mr Darcy.'

Darcy's feelings for Elizabeth increase.

'Well, I love your paint-spattered jeans.'

The globe vaults over Covid-19

"Gracie, I'm getting way tired of your Jane Goodall routine!"

'You've got to give her points for originality.'

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'The X-Files' a sitcom or a documentary?'

Baby sucks cork on Australian's bush hat.

Men see an old lady in a round hat from the back and think she is a pretty young lady.

Mothers Pride and Prejudice.

"Would you like to come up for a margarita?"

'He's going for gold alright! FOOL'S GOLD!'

Men's Parallel Bars

Jane Austen.

"Is it simply your unsupported word, or did anyone actually see you on the night in question writing a biography of Jane Austen?"

"This is about life on another planet."

Missing You#2

"Oh, that Jane. I thought you were talking about Jane Austen."