Jane Austen Fan Pillows

'Sorry, Gav, but it takes more than a wet shirt to look like mr Darcy.'

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

'He's maturing early.'

"Whose the new guy?"

'Oh my!...Corn circles, Roswell, aliens, pyramids - there's a connection!...'

"Manafort's was the best flip yet."

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

"The back flip was a nice touch."

'No, this is area 50...Area 51 is over that way...'

'Virgil is on the gymnastics team.'

Man on stilts watching balloon dog lift it's leg. Animal Balloon maker watching on.

"So much for watching a Jane Austen movie with my date. He kept waiting for the car chase!"

"Fine. It's just that it'll take me longer to walk there in my skinny jeans."

A man swinging upside down by his legs on a scaffolding frame.

'I still don't understand why I couldn't use the path to get your Jane Austen stamps.'

'Sorry Gav, it takes more than a wet shirt to look like Mr Darcy.'

Darcy's feelings for Elizabeth increase.

'Well, I love your paint-spattered jeans.'

'You've got to give her points for originality.'

Men see an old lady in a round hat from the back and think she is a pretty young lady.

Baby sucks cork on Australian's bush hat.

The globe vaults over Covid-19

"Oh, that Jane. I thought you were talking about Jane Austen."

"Is it simply your unsupported word, or did anyone actually see you on the night in question writing a biography of Jane Austen?"

Mothers Pride and Prejudice.

"This is about life on another planet."

Jane Austen.

'He's going for gold alright! FOOL'S GOLD!'

Missing You#2

"Would you like to come up for a margarita?"

Men's Parallel Bars