Jane Austen Admirer Pillows

'How many books did Jane Austen write?'

'I'm sorry, but I'm looking for a rich man who will protect, care and provide for me.'

Mothers Pride and Prejudice.

'This is because you disagree with my theory on existentialism?'

'He's maturing early.'

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

'I still don't understand why I couldn't use the path to get your Jane Austen stamps.'

"So much for watching a Jane Austen movie with my date. He kept waiting for the car chase!"

'Sorry Gav, it takes more than a wet shirt to look like Mr Darcy.'

Darcy's feelings for Elizabeth increase.

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

"I totally forgot what I came up here for."

Choirboy

"Don't worry. These rosés are still fresh."

"Oh, that Jane. I thought you were talking about Jane Austen."

How it began: Mr. & Mrs. Clause

Jane Austen.

"Is it simply your unsupported word, or did anyone actually see you on the night in question writing a biography of Jane Austen?"

"It's another letter from Mr. Wentworth. He writes, 'You up?' and then there are some pictures of a smiley face and an eggplant."

Women now on the front line - Hillary 2016 Presidential Candidate.

"OK, OK, I believe that you were an ‘all-state gymnast at obedience school’... now please get down."

'What do you mean 'What would Jane Austen do?''

"You know, in Jane Austen's time a little well placed irony would have sufficed."

"Remember, now-you're sense, I'm sensibility."

Jimmy likes to stand on his head.

Cut out and keep your own Mr Darcy!

'Sorry, Gav, but it takes more than a wet shirt to look like mr Darcy.'

"Why is it when Jane Austen describes everyday events, it's literary genius, but as soon as I start talking about my gall bladder, your eyes glaze over?"

"Here's a less known Jane Austen novel that you might enjoy. It's about carpentry and lawn care, called 'Fence and Fencibility."

'Love your blog. Very Jane Austen.'

"They're remaking an adaptation of a Jane Austen novel and setting it in early 18th century England."

Sense, Sensibility & Sid, Attorneys at Law. 'We cover all the bases.'

Bloomerism - An American Custom

My mum likes watching costume dramas.

"Doctor when I get botox my eyes look like this. What should I do?"