Jack Of All Trades Fan Gifts

"I'll be out in the great world, wearing may hats."

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

Jack of all trades

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

Philosopher trading cards.

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

'I've never seen a stock crash so hard.'

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

Conservative Leadership Renounces Protectionism

It's a deal. You give me five analysts, three pundits, seven technicians and a soothsayer. I give you six experts, five professors, four consultants and a prognosticator.

Early attempts at standardising currency.

"How many times have I told you? No trading Asian market at the dinner table."

'McWit Plumbing and Lite Puff Pastries.' The only way to survive in today's economy it's good to diversify.'

Cuba united against blocking off the country

Circa 1490: The area we now know as Wall Street.

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

'I couldn't sleep so I decided to do some on-line trading.'

'It's a growth industry' (tulips from Amsterdam).

TTIP

A graph falling off the chart and through the floor.

Wall Street Lights.

Fan-Centric Stadium

"Up a hundred and sixteen points! If only we'd had the foresight to invest ten minutes ago."

HM Customs and Excise - 'One of the few things you can see from space is the great wall of Chinese imports.'

'As expected, your shares of de ja vu are rebounding, again.'

"I can build it. My price is 300 oxen and a flock of sheep. A roof would be 250 sheep extra."

The first stock exchange - 'It's agreed then, one of my Longhorns for one of your holsteins.'

Helms Burton Title III

'I'm outta here.'