Jack Of All Trades Enthusiasts Gifts

"When you're done here can you look at my laptop?"

Jack of all trades

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

Punkins

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

Philosopher trading cards.

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

Conservative Leadership Renounces Protectionism

'McWit Plumbing and Lite Puff Pastries.' The only way to survive in today's economy it's good to diversify.'

Cuba united against blocking off the country

"How many times have I told you? No trading Asian market at the dinner table."

Circa 1490: The area we now know as Wall Street.

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

'I couldn't sleep so I decided to do some on-line trading.'

TTIP

A graph falling off the chart and through the floor.

Blackjack: free lemonade!

Wall Street Lights.

HM Customs and Excise - 'One of the few things you can see from space is the great wall of Chinese imports.'

"I can build it. My price is 300 oxen and a flock of sheep. A roof would be 250 sheep extra."

William Hague as Churchill.

'Another hit?' 'I'll stay.'

"And your Specialist Subject is 'Randomly Shouting Out Guesses to Questions You Know Nothing About'..."

Helms Burton Title III

'The only way to survive in the current economy is to diversify.'

'I'm outta here.'

"I'll be out in the great world, wearing may hats."

"I can't even deal."

Hit me.

Ethic Cleansing

'Fair Trade, Not Free Trade!' ( A Labor Day ) ' What Now Cartoon'