Business Jacks-of-all-trades Gifts

'The only way to survive in the current economy is to diversify.'

Jack of all trades

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"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

'Is that the sweet smell of success or some imitation air freshener?'

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

The Rubber Ball Company

'Wake me up when he doesn't use a buzzword.'

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

"Damnit, executive-trainees don't have 'accidents'."

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

"You're a great team player - so we're trading you."

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

'I'm not worried about losing my job. I'm worried about keeping it.'

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

"I love fast break business success."

'This graph may need some explaining...'

"You are aware that we try to make money here, yes?"

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

'All in favor of just laughing it off, say ha, ha, ha.'

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

"So, is there any other funny business to attend to?"

'I'm worried about all these unemployed. They're still on our payroll'

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

'He's a self-made man - he did it without the media.'

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

'Since we downsized the board of directors profits are up 300 percent.'

"I spent hundreds of dollars on a course for entrepreneurs then found out the fire in my belly was acid reflux."

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

'Our short-term solution is money. Our long-term solution is more money.'