Jack-of-all-trades Master Gifts

'Benny is a Jack-of-all-trades, and he's unemployed in all of them.'

Remote control pirate bully

Jack of all trades

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

Barack Obama's To Do list.

Food deliverer's baby.

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

"I'm the last to go home because my parents are still fine tuning their work-life balance."

Updated History: "Pokerhantas and John Smith." I'll call you bet and raise ten bucks.

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

'McWit Plumbing and Lite Puff Pastries.' The only way to survive in today's economy it's good to diversify.'

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

A mother drives a mini-van full of kids; her bumper sticker reads "I'd rather be working".

'Good to see you back at work.'

Competitive tic-tac-toe

Man throwing stick for dog

'Jack, you're being way too entertaining. This is supposed to be a bored meeting.'

"Finally. The baby's asleep, the washing's done, I've finished cleaning the house..."

'I juggle a family, a career, and three cell phones.'

'Who's gonna tell her she's wearing two different shoes?'

Rocking Chairs

"The pastor can't be disturbed. He's preparing for Sunday's service."

'Needs more challenge.'

'The only way to survive in the current economy is to diversify.'

"I'll be out in the great world, wearing may hats."

'How about a game of cards?'

Rock, paper, scissors

"When you're done here can you look at my laptop?"

"Nothing in my hat. Nothing up my sleeve. And as of right now, ladies and gentlemen, nothing at all left in my goddamn portfolio."

He suspected the cat was cheating.

"I'm dealing with tweens at home and fiends at work."

Tangled Web We Weave Construction -Remodeling : multi-tasking spider on phones and compiter.