Jab Artist Pillows

'Don't just say it?'

Fighting Covid

'Toys?! Good heavens, no! I made my fortune through commercial endorsements.'

Covid v Vaccinator

"They don't appear to want to take over. They just want to dance."

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

Exhibition for Prisoners

Galerie de Commerce: Invoices of the Post-Impressionists

Artwork in a gallery still has wet paint.

Cottage Industry

We try to keep our jam making expertise quiet!

'You're probably just trying to get our attention, son, and believe me, you've succeeded in a big,big way.'

"I gave him 'the old one two' just like you told me to. But then he gave me 'the old three four'."

"Admit it ... you were hexting while driving again."

Monk Synth Bell Ringers

'I think the eyes were closer together.'

"Mira...this artist is getting attention because he paints all kinds of images on tortillas."

'Now look what you've done. I told you that I wanted a fair fight... making fun of his trunks is hitting below the belt.'

"Now the teeth! Huge...savage teeth!!"

'I like how the band are not afraid to experiment.'

Homemade Jam.

"See, I told you it would hurt me as much as it would hurt you."

'Keep on jabbing kid, with your lousy punch, it's the only chance you got!'

'The thing I liked best about being an amateur is that the other guy was an amateur too!'

"Thanks for sitting through the encore."

Boy finds a real foot in his Christmas stocking.

'You'll never win that contest -- you've never said anything in fifty words or less.'

'I told him: 'Use your jab. Move around the ring. Don't try to slug it out with this guy.''

"Ignore the side effect scares - I've had both jabs in each arm - I'm getting my booster in this one!"

Introverts' Heaven