Jab Artist Mugs

'Don't just say it?'

Fighting Covid

'Toys?! Good heavens, no! I made my fortune through commercial endorsements.'

Covid v Vaccinator

"They don't appear to want to take over. They just want to dance."

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

Exhibition for Prisoners

Galerie de Commerce: Invoices of the Post-Impressionists

Artwork in a gallery still has wet paint.

Melba Liston

"This next tune is a one-chord song about how hard it is to learn a second chord."

"I gave him 'the old one two' just like you told me to. But then he gave me 'the old three four'."

'You're probably just trying to get our attention, son, and believe me, you've succeeded in a big,big way.'

Cottage Industry

We try to keep our jam making expertise quiet!

"Admit it ... you were hexting while driving again."

Monk Synth Bell Ringers

"Mira...this artist is getting attention because he paints all kinds of images on tortillas."

"Now the teeth! Huge...savage teeth!!"

'I think the eyes were closer together.'

'I like how the band are not afraid to experiment.'

'Now look what you've done. I told you that I wanted a fair fight... making fun of his trunks is hitting below the belt.'

Boy blowing at crackers.

Homemade Jam.

"Play dead!"

"See, I told you it would hurt me as much as it would hurt you."

Boy finds a real foot in his Christmas stocking.

Right jab or left jab.

'The thing I liked best about being an amateur is that the other guy was an amateur too!'

"Thanks for sitting through the encore."

'Keep on jabbing kid, with your lousy punch, it's the only chance you got!'

'You'll never win that contest -- you've never said anything in fifty words or less.'

'I told him: 'Use your jab. Move around the ring. Don't try to slug it out with this guy.''

"Ignore the side effect scares - I've had both jabs in each arm - I'm getting my booster in this one!"

Introverts' Heaven