Jab Junkie Mugs

Covid v Vaccinator

"Ignore the side effect scares - I've had both jabs in each arm - I'm getting my booster in this one!"

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

"Liife! Give my conversation Liife!"

Dr. Phil takes it home.

Today's alpha-lesson is "Keep a journal." The average person lets life pass them by. The events of their lives fade into nothingness. An alpha knows that long after they're gone, their thoughts and experiences will be of great interest to historians. That's not an original thought. I read it in the papyrus Randus Maximus XIV left in a safe deposit box after he helped conquer Judea.

Dermatology: Journal of Itchcraft.

Around the piano

'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.'

"It's clear from the replay that it was a leading question."

Man trying to catch a saxophonist with butterfly wings.

STRIP "I've tried everywhere to get a new winter court...but all the stores are full of next years summer collections"

At the CD shop.

"I keep up with all the journals."

'No enemies, Miss, could you give men a list of his friends?'

'We are not responsible for any coats that might fit a member of staff.'

Blues guitarists gather at the crossroads

Ray Charles

'I'm writing a popular blog.'

Waking the Dead.

"I gave him 'the old one two' just like you told me to. But then he gave me 'the old three four'."

"We took away your right to vote on taxes. You voted 'no' too often."

'Enforcing the publish or perish rule, Dean McWit?'

'I need to go on a vacation. The boredom is getting to me. Every page in my journal says 'see previous page'.'

'And I thought to myself: I spend my life laughing, why not try to make others laugh...'

Irish Jig Saws

Big Grin.

Xtreme Orson

"When I grow up I want to be a journalist. I love sneaking around and reading journals."

"For my money...any care looks good."

Man Readig Paper