Jab Aficionado Mugs

Troops to get smallpox vaccine - 'It's jabs for the boys.'

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

Fighting Covid

The Origami Society...

Twister:Rural Social Networking

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"That news you're reading is 24 hours old. I can get it 23 hours and 57 minutes sooner online."

Covid v Vaccinator

'...and do you solemnly swear to update your facebook status to 'married'?'

Wifi Peacock

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

"If you want to know why I fired you, you can subscribe to my blog."

'Halt! User name and password.'

'Perhaps we would be better off with fewer fans on Facebook and Twitter, and more on Visa and Mastercard!'

"Eat those veggies or I'll change the wifi password."

'Today we learned if it ain't on Google, it ain't worth knowing.'

'Oh, don't mind the senator. He and his colleagues always get this way when they start thinking of the day they'll start taxing the Internet.'

'Well, it's just like they say, Fred. When all you have is a laser-driven plasma cathode injector, everything looks like an inertial confinement fusion experiment.'

We try to keep our jam making expertise quiet!

Internet Possessed Mind

"I like this site. It's asking if I'll accept cookies and pizza and donuts and beer and..."

Apricot flavoured traffic 'jam'...on toast.

"Would it make life easier if I just ordered my presents online and sent you the bill?"

"Home is where..."

Back to the '80s: Pumping up the jam.

New York with free high-speed WiFi

No one said anything about blogging …

Cottage Industry

"I gave him 'the old one two' just like you told me to. But then he gave me 'the old three four'."

"How come some media companies are so shy of web recruitment?" "Anorak-naphobia?"

'Well, you appear to be free of infection, but your colonoscopy video has gone viral.'