Jab Aficionado Prints

Troops to get smallpox vaccine - 'It's jabs for the boys.'

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

Fighting Covid

The Origami Society...

Twister:Rural Social Networking

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

Covid v Vaccinator

"That news you're reading is 24 hours old. I can get it 23 hours and 57 minutes sooner online."

Wifi Peacock

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

"If you want to know why I fired you, you can subscribe to my blog."

'Halt! User name and password.'

"Eat those veggies or I'll change the wifi password."

'Today we learned if it ain't on Google, it ain't worth knowing.'

'Oh, don't mind the senator. He and his colleagues always get this way when they start thinking of the day they'll start taxing the Internet.'

"Would it make life easier if I just ordered my presents online and sent you the bill?"

Back to the '80s: Pumping up the jam.

Internet Possessed Mind

"Home is where..."

"I like this site. It's asking if I'll accept cookies and pizza and donuts and beer and..."

New York with free high-speed WiFi

"I gave him 'the old one two' just like you told me to. But then he gave me 'the old three four'."

"How come some media companies are so shy of web recruitment?" "Anorak-naphobia?"

'Well, it's just like they say, Fred. When all you have is a laser-driven plasma cathode injector, everything looks like an inertial confinement fusion experiment.'

Cottage Industry

We try to keep our jam making expertise quiet!

Apricot flavoured traffic 'jam'...on toast.

'Well, you appear to be free of infection, but your colonoscopy video has gone viral.'

Broadband is Near