Jab Junkie Gifts

Covid v Vaccinator

"Ignore the side effect scares - I've had both jabs in each arm - I'm getting my booster in this one!"

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

"Liife! Give my conversation Liife!"

Dr. Phil takes it home.

Dermatology: Journal of Itchcraft.

Around the piano

'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.'

"It's clear from the replay that it was a leading question."

Man trying to catch a saxophonist with butterfly wings.

STRIP "I've tried everywhere to get a new winter court...but all the stores are full of next years summer collections"

"I keep up with all the journals."

'No enemies, Miss, could you give men a list of his friends?'

At the CD shop.

'We are not responsible for any coats that might fit a member of staff.'

'I'm writing a popular blog.'

"I gave him 'the old one two' just like you told me to. But then he gave me 'the old three four'."

"We took away your right to vote on taxes. You voted 'no' too often."

Waking the Dead.

'Enforcing the publish or perish rule, Dean McWit?'

'And I thought to myself: I spend my life laughing, why not try to make others laugh...'

'I need to go on a vacation. The boredom is getting to me. Every page in my journal says 'see previous page'.'

'Now look what you've done. I told you that I wanted a fair fight... making fun of his trunks is hitting below the belt.'

Xtreme Orson

"When I grow up I want to be a journalist. I love sneaking around and reading journals."

"Hi dad."

Big Grin.

Undiscovered in 1492, Undiscovered in 1776, Undiscovered in 1969