Jab Enthusiast Pillows

"See, I told you it would hurt me as much as it would hurt you."

'I told him: 'Use your jab. Move around the ring. Don't try to slug it out with this guy.''

"I told you to watch that left hook of his."

"I've come to get my COVID passport renewed."

Right jab or left jab.

'Keep on jabbing kid, with your lousy punch, it's the only chance you got!'

"I gave him 'the old one two' just like you told me to. But then he gave me 'the old three four'."

"But did you really have to hit him that hard?"

"With my boxing career, I was good at jabs and hooks, but my weakness was uppercuts."

Clown on bike.

Fighting Covid

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

If you're happy and you know it...

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

Philosopher's pub with 24 hour thinking.

Covid v Vaccinator

'I preferred her in the margarine commercial.'

'Big-time operators are standing by....'

Advertising space on jockeys' bottoms

"Read this. It's a draft of a novel I'm writing fro the young adult market. I want to make sure there's absolutely nothing in it you can relate to."

"When I agreed to learn the ABC's, I thought D through Z would be optional."

Airshow.

Cottage Industry

We try to keep our jam making expertise quiet!

Sardines swim in the form of a huge shark.

A European Nightjar in the form of a Jar

'You don't need to worry Jean, he's a very simple cook.'

"Smacked down by reality in 24 seconds."

Students singing 'Now we know our A-B-Os'

'Now look what you've done. I told you that I wanted a fair fight... making fun of his trunks is hitting below the belt.'

"Where's the fun gone"

The $68.00 comeback special

"I wouldn’t say ‘fat,’ per se, but it isn’t particularly slimming."

Homemade Jam.

Christmas jig