J.lo Superfan Gifts

"A group of Jennifer Lopez's fans want us to make her a saint!"

Sparkling Water

"This stool shall pass."

Michael Jackson.

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

"They'd sold out of #1's."

"And now, let us view sitcom star Donnie J. Kroft's reading of his will, which was videotaped before a live studio audience."

'Two new NBA franchises: The 'Wall Street Bulls' and the 'Main street bears'.'

'He hibernates between superbowls.'

"I'm so sorry, there is nothing I can do for him anymore...he must have been offline for at least 10 hours..."

Back in the football stadium - without face masks and social distancing!

'Larry, did you feel THAT? Your career just peaked! And on MY show! Isn't that fantastic?'

"O.K., let's see what all the fuss is about."

Die-hard soccer moms.

Soccer Fans.

'Before I met you, I didn't know any of the sitcom characters by their first names,'

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until the Super Bowl is over before turning off my electricity?'

'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

Donald Trump as a Baby Joker

Noah's Art Sports Network. Are we all set for the Super Bowl broadcast? I think so. The turtle will handle the pregame show which seems to drag on forever. A zebra will be brought on to analyze close calls referees have to make. The sloth is in charge of slow motion shots. And color will be provided by the chameleon. Thankfully, there's a retractable roof over at the stadium. That's good. The forecast says there's a possibility of a little rain.

Nate was Martha Stewart's biggest fan. 'Hi, I'm Nate. I love all your work.I can't tell you how excited I am to finally meet you!'

Super Bowl Monday

"No, no, no...it's not a trick question. I just think that your celebrity crush says a lot about what you want in another person?"

"He can't stop digressing."

Last ESPN highlights next 250 miles.

"I'm stocking up on orange juice because I can't afford a Florida vacation."

Noticeboard with 'latest scandal and rumour update'

'Congratulations, Commander Z'blug -- your Michael Jackson project was a complete success!'

Kaley Cuoco

"He likes to do it for the Yale-Harvard game."

Antoine Griezmann

Charlie Sheen

Gary Coleman's to-do list.

"He keeps calling our landlord and nominating me for eviction."