Ivr Connoisseur Gifts

'For acall centre in Bangalore press 1 - for one in Hyderbad press......'

Bathroom Fairy

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

"So who ordered the 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum on a dead mans chest'?"

Larry was always invited on camping trips because of his ice chest

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Moliere

Bleak House

Charles Dickens.

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

3 Bottle Banks - Clear, coloured and rum bottles.

"We only shop brick and mortar because my husband likes to be disgruntled face-to-face when returning things."

"Y formerly Department of Government Efficiency"

'The U.S. of A. - Guarantor for freedom, humanity and democracy!'

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

'Honey, I fear, to be a European patriot means a little more than having a German beer for breakfast, Italian pizza and French wine for lunch and Spanish brandy for dinner...'

Sergei Rachmaninov

"That's a nice little book. It didn't waste too much of my time."

When feud becomes best seller! Moby Dick vs Herman Melville!

"Have you met my wing man?"

Dark and Stormy

"Touché, Roy. A snappy riposte will be winging its way to you as soon as possible."

"This looks like a good spot."

"I think we must have accidentally set the freezers in Fahrenheit instead of Celsius."

'I wouldn't say he gets NO exercise - he does have to use his thumbs on the remote'

Wife about hubby: 'He's all woogie, no boogie.'