Iteration Lover Gifts

"Damn it, I still haven't got you right! Let's try again."

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

'Junior's writing has improved. His letters from college pleading for more money, are froceful and flawlessly written.'

"You pulled most of the muscles in your back lifting your to-do list? You've got a bigger problem than pulled muscles."

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

Santa called but you were out!

"Hey look, my To Do list! I haven't been able to find this for weeks!"

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

"I'm making a list of everything we have to do before we go away so we can freak out in some kind of order."

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."

'When we all get together, we sure are vulgar.'

"I had no idea life could be so complicated."

Don't tell me fibs! I know ou wrote to the Corinthians, and ya wrote to the Romans, bnot to mention to Galatians, but do you write to your mother?

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

Reading: Phonics. Using phonics, you learn to read by the sounds of letters. Any questions? Yes. Why does "phonics" begin with "p-h" and not with "f"?

"I won the spelling bee because Eddie Scott invented three letters."

"We call it 'learning to read', not 'battling illiteracy'."

"How many letters can you read?"

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

'Read ALL about IT! While we're STILL in Circulation!'

The Colonel reading Clive's letters to the ladies of the regiment.

"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

'It does data processing, word processing and list processing. Get me some data, some words and some lists.'

Good writing is good thinking

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

I ONIC. F. E. That group will be very different depending upon whether a "C" or "R" joins them in that second spot.

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'