Iteration Lover Pillows

"Damn it, I still haven't got you right! Let's try again."

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

'Junior's writing has improved. His letters from college pleading for more money, are froceful and flawlessly written.'

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

"You pulled most of the muscles in your back lifting your to-do list? You've got a bigger problem than pulled muscles."

Santa called but you were out!

"Hey look, my To Do list! I haven't been able to find this for weeks!"

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

"I'm making a list of everything we have to do before we go away so we can freak out in some kind of order."

'When we all get together, we sure are vulgar.'

Don't tell me fibs! I know ou wrote to the Corinthians, and ya wrote to the Romans, bnot to mention to Galatians, but do you write to your mother?

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

"I had no idea life could be so complicated."

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"We call it 'learning to read', not 'battling illiteracy'."

"I won the spelling bee because Eddie Scott invented three letters."

'Read ALL about IT! While we're STILL in Circulation!'

"How many letters can you read?"

The Colonel reading Clive's letters to the ladies of the regiment.

"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"

'It does data processing, word processing and list processing. Get me some data, some words and some lists.'

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

Good writing is good thinking

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

"It's a letter from my boss. He says he's not paying me for the time I've been stranded on this island."

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."