Alliteration Addict Pillows

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

Showbiz Awards

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Television Readers.

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

Big screen TV falling through floor

'The anger management is working... tonight there were fewer veins popping.'

"Oh my God, they're gassing refugees. Look at this family!"

'Hello Mr Preston? This is an ALIEN speaking. We have landed in your paddock. We have mutilated your cows. We have made loud crashing noises...what the hell is on your TV that's so special?'

Crooked Hillary... Pig... Sad!... Not a Ten!...

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

'During the next commercial, I'd like to talk to you about your childhood.'

"And I thought I was toxic. . ."

"? ???????? ?????, ??? ???????? ? Waukesha County."

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

The cradle of mankind

"Is anything good on?"

"When did you first notice you were larger than life?"

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

EU Deal

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

"To sum up the political platforms of the candidates....Trump wants to put Hillary in prison, and Hillary wants Trump on the sexual predator list."

'I'm afraid we can't make it. Harry just finished watching Meet the Press, C-Span, Face the Nation, Fox News Sunday, the Sunday Times, Newsweek, Time...'

'Dear, you're not supposed to take it seriously...it's a reality show!'

The end of election 2016

'Do you want to watch the, 'everything's terrible' cable news or the 'everything's wonderful' cable news?'

election polling

'You think economic news on TV could be adversely affecting our patient?'