Alliteration Addict Pillows

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

Showbiz Awards

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Television Readers.

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

'The anger management is working... tonight there were fewer veins popping.'

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

Big screen TV falling through floor

NOVA. Don't worry --- The "vacuum of space" is not that kind of vacuum.

"Oh my God, they're gassing refugees. Look at this family!"

'Hello Mr Preston? This is an ALIEN speaking. We have landed in your paddock. We have mutilated your cows. We have made loud crashing noises...what the hell is on your TV that's so special?'

Well, I finished my summer reading list – now what?

Can't Touch This

Crooked Hillary... Pig... Sad!... Not a Ten!...

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

'During the next commercial, I'd like to talk to you about your childhood.'

"Can you do battle with him later?... He's watching, 'Game of Thrones'."

"And I thought I was toxic. . ."

"When did you first notice you were larger than life?"

'I'm afraid we can't make it. Harry just finished watching Meet the Press, C-Span, Face the Nation, Fox News Sunday, the Sunday Times, Newsweek, Time...'

"? ???????? ?????, ??? ???????? ? Waukesha County."

The cradle of mankind

The end of election 2016

"To sum up the political platforms of the candidates....Trump wants to put Hillary in prison, and Hillary wants Trump on the sexual predator list."

EU Deal

'Dear, you're not supposed to take it seriously...it's a reality show!'

"Is anything good on?"

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

'Do you want to watch the, 'everything's terrible' cable news or the 'everything's wonderful' cable news?'

"I'll check your circulation."