Anagram Addict Pillows

"It's OK. But it's not art."

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

"You know, there are other emojis."

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

"Letters would be all right if they'd just let us leave them in alphabetical order."

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

'A is for Arse.'

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

Spot Quiz....

Frank and Ernie's Country Diner. Special Alphabet Soup. Come in and sit for a spell.

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

'We had to discontinue the alphabet soup, sir - Too many censorship problems.'

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

Child lifting alphabet blocks.

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

Letterman Show: 'He's always been at my side...the one consonant in my life...'

Book market

Reading: Phonics. Using phonics, you learn to read by the sounds of letters. Any questions? Yes. Why does "phonics" begin with "p-h" and not with "f"?

"But this book is just the alphabet all jumbled up..."

"It's quite bad news so I've turned it into an anagram!"

'... And that's where I'm seeking planning permission to build a secret uranium enrichment plant...'

Frank and Ernie's Diner. Today: Alphabet Soup. The little green pieces? --- That's Ernie's idea. It's Q-cumber.

'I'm suing my way alphabetically through the phone book.'

Football anagram: Curse straw mat (Answer: Marcus Stewart.)

Alphabet Soup: Ingredients - consonants and vowels.

Mice taking lessons.

"Don't be a dummy, Justin - You gotta learn your ABC's so you can Google stuff."