Anagram Addict Pillows

"It's OK. But it's not art."

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

"You know, there are other emojis."

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"Letters would be all right if they'd just let us leave them in alphabetical order."

'A is for Arse.'

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

Spot Quiz....

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

'We had to discontinue the alphabet soup, sir - Too many censorship problems.'

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

Child lifting alphabet blocks.

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

"It's quite bad news so I've turned it into an anagram!"

Book market

'I'm suing my way alphabetically through the phone book.'

"But this book is just the alphabet all jumbled up..."

'... And that's where I'm seeking planning permission to build a secret uranium enrichment plant...'

Alphabet Soup: Ingredients - consonants and vowels.

Mice taking lessons.

'Even my friends have noticed it! They see you out with other letters! But they never see me, unless you're there too! I just need a little space.'

"Don't be a dummy, Justin - You gotta learn your ABC's so you can Google stuff."