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'The stewbum was proficient at defoaming ewers.'

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"And isn't it time we replaced the worn-out, meaningless cliches in our mission statement with some dazzlingly new meaningless cliches?"

"This report is mumbo jumbo...I asked for gobbledeeegook!"

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

"Our detractors call it suburban sprawl, but I prefer thinking of our plan as 'sustainable over-development!'"

Stressed employee says to colleague: 'I think I'm on top of the situation and I hope I'm in the loop, but I can't seem to get ahead of the curve.'

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"Here comes a client I must speak to. Excuse me while I slip into some jargon."

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

"Letters would be all right if they'd just let us leave them in alphabetical order."

'And from what we've been able to determine, this is the tweak that broke the paradigm's back.'

'A is for Arse.'

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

"My resume is concise, succinct and eloquently worded. I only hope they know what I'm talking about."

Spot Quiz....

"This is what we call a 'customer', or more accurately a 'potential profit centre.'"

'Instead of cubicles, we call them interconnected productivity centres.'

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

"I propose the next person who says 'it is what it is,' we beat the living hell out of him."

'We had to discontinue the alphabet soup, sir - Too many censorship problems.'

"I liked it better when you used gobbledygook."

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

"Come to my office. I need to cascade with you offline."

"I hear you've got quite a reputation with the girls around the office."

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

Child lifting alphabet blocks.