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LIWL KOWR ORF DOFO. (I like anagrams.) ?

Those who say you can make order out of chaos are lousy at anagrams.

Football anagram: Dead muffin (Answer: Damien Duff.)

Football anagram: Curse straw mat (Answer: Marcus Stewart.)

'The stewbum was proficient at defoaming ewers.'

Football anagrams: Ha! dismal corner (Answer: Leam Richardson)

"The data looks good, sir, but the vibes are mucho heavioso."

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"And isn't it time we replaced the worn-out, meaningless cliches in our mission statement with some dazzlingly new meaningless cliches?"

"This report is mumbo jumbo...I asked for gobbledeeegook!"

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

"Our detractors call it suburban sprawl, but I prefer thinking of our plan as 'sustainable over-development!'"

Stressed employee says to colleague: 'I think I'm on top of the situation and I hope I'm in the loop, but I can't seem to get ahead of the curve.'

"Letters would be all right if they'd just let us leave them in alphabetical order."

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

"Here comes a client I must speak to. Excuse me while I slip into some jargon."

'And from what we've been able to determine, this is the tweak that broke the paradigm's back.'

'A is for Arse.'

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

Frank and Ernie's Country Diner. Special Alphabet Soup. Come in and sit for a spell.

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

Spot Quiz....

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

"This is what we call a 'customer', or more accurately a 'potential profit centre.'"

"My resume is concise, succinct and eloquently worded. I only hope they know what I'm talking about."

'Instead of cubicles, we call them interconnected productivity centres.'

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

"I propose the next person who says 'it is what it is,' we beat the living hell out of him."

'We had to discontinue the alphabet soup, sir - Too many censorship problems.'

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

"I liked it better when you used gobbledygook."

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."