Instruction Lover Pillows

Institute Of Multi-Tasking

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

Super Student

Hanging off every word...

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

"If you do well in your first practicum, you can move on to teaching real children."

'They say my tests are too hard. Maybe I should switch from Essay to Connect-the-Dot.'

'I'm partially passing my Meteorology course.'

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

'Dad taught me how to tie my shoes, and I taught him how to program the computer.'

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

"Why don't you try learning from your own mistakes?"

'Knowledge is the ultimate weapon. Next!'

Manual Worker

'OK Sheldon - which part of the Unified Field Theory do you not understand?'

Where the hell did you get that brain ?

'We think Rome was built at night sir, because last week you told us that Rome wasn't built in a day!'

"I didn't learn anything in school today but I'll learn twice as much tomorrow."

"You're applying for this job because your mother told you to. Well, I guess that's a good thing in a compliance officer."

'Are you ready for me to read the instructions yet?'

"So you can do your homework. That's why you have to learn to read and write."

Man getting into his space suit the wrong way up

Dr. Roy G. Biv, Rainbowologist.

"What is the battle cry for homeschoolers?" Kids: "Go Home!"

"Everyone seems to be having no trouble assembling our products. Apparently, we're making our instructions too easy."

Back to School.

"A school's purpose is to excite, engage and stimulate its students' minds...or so I'm told."

'You can't just get up and leave without permission.'

'I'm your dog, Sir. Would you teach me some old tricks?'

"I'll probably never be able to cast knowing glances."