Iteration Appreciator Gifts

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

"My kid could do that."

"So from the top. If they need urgent help it's form AC/765c, criticl interventions are CV/U657's and..."

"No, I don't believe youth is wasted on the young. I believe money is."

Couple kissing by a 'Ped Xing and Oing' sign.

Great Poets of Catalogdom

"Well, geez, you don't need to bite my hea.."

"Never gets old: yes, 'See you in a while'..."

"I'm an optimist. I have every confidence that global warming will be nullified by nuclear winter."

Couple in Grey

Business Cliches

'I'm still beautiful you know . . . you just have to read between the lines.'

"I'm telling you my computer is making an obscene gesture!"

"My favorite is also 'let sleeping dogs lie'."

"You definately have a musical ear"

"I don't know a damn thing about art, but my back hasn't felt this good in years."

Michelangelo's David

Organized rhyme.

'Yeah, I knew Dumpty, I let him take a fall for me, I thought he was hardboiled.'

...You frightened her so you eat the curds and whey!

"...and this is my better half...!"

"Damn it, I still haven't got you right! Let's try again."

"Yes, the underpants sighting is very interesting, but I'm really more intrigued by your observations of London and France."

"With all that tinkering do you really save time?"

"Honey! Remember when you used to nibble my ear?"

"Will you say the three magical words that always make me so happy?"

"Hmmm, let's see... short story, memoir, non-fiction or cocktail?"

"Obviously we'd have loved to help, but there were so MANY other calls on the public purse!"