Iteration Appreciator T-Shirts

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

"My kid could do that."

"No, I don't believe youth is wasted on the young. I believe money is."

Couple kissing by a 'Ped Xing and Oing' sign.

"So from the top. If they need urgent help it's form AC/765c, criticl interventions are CV/U657's and..."

Great Poets of Catalogdom

"Never gets old: yes, 'See you in a while'..."

"Well, geez, you don't need to bite my hea.."

"I'm an optimist. I have every confidence that global warming will be nullified by nuclear winter."

Couple in Grey

Business Cliches

Painting the Sistine Chapel. 1508. 1509. 1510. 1511. 1512. It looks great, Michelangelo, but there's one thing I don't understand. Why didn't you just paint it in the regular way and then mount it on the ceiling?

'I'm still beautiful you know . . . you just have to read between the lines.'

"My favorite is also 'let sleeping dogs lie'."

"You definately have a musical ear"

Michelangelo's David

"I don't know a damn thing about art, but my back hasn't felt this good in years."

"I'm telling you my computer is making an obscene gesture!"

Hot chocolate. Huh? What? Uh, sure. What's the matter? Are you sad? You look sad. No, no. I'm fine. Hot chocolate coming up. Oh, okay. I'm definitely not sad. How come adults won't say when they're sad? I am the opposite of sad.

Organized rhyme.

"...and this is my better half...!"

...You frightened her so you eat the curds and whey!

'Yeah, I knew Dumpty, I let him take a fall for me, I thought he was hardboiled.'

"Damn it, I still haven't got you right! Let's try again."

"Yes, the underpants sighting is very interesting, but I'm really more intrigued by your observations of London and France."

Abstract Expressionism: You'll hate at least one.

You don't find it strange I'm writing scathing Yelp reviews about this caf

"With all that tinkering do you really save time?"

"Honey! Remember when you used to nibble my ear?"

Robert Frost

It's not deja vu if you get it every day, Bob.

"Obviously we'd have loved to help, but there were so MANY other calls on the public purse!"

"Hmmm, let's see... short story, memoir, non-fiction or cocktail?"