Alliteration Aficionados Gifts

If I'd wanted a bushel of baked beans, I would have beckoned Bobby Bigsby!.. Pickled peppers, Peter! I asked you to pick up a peck of pickled pepper!

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

Lessons in Prehistory.

"Letters would be all right if they'd just let us leave them in alphabetical order."

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

Harv's general clumsiness with prepositions comes back to haunt him.

'A is for Arse.'

"Today I came across antiderenuclearizationalityness."

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

Ironing Punctuation

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

THE REPORT: Some of this is brilliant, but that can be fixed.

'Do it write the first time.'

"Yes, could you discuss the inspiration for the protagonist? Specifically, the motivations which propel the direction of his narrative?" "I would prefer not to." "Bartleby, the author."

'We had to discontinue the alphabet soup, sir - Too many censorship problems.'

"I was punctuating sentences long before you guys came along!"

'When we all get together, we sure are vulgar.'

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

Child lifting alphabet blocks.

"But this book is just the alphabet all jumbled up..."

'I'm suing my way alphabetically through the phone book.'