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If I'd wanted a bushel of baked beans, I would have beckoned Bobby Bigsby!.. Pickled peppers, Peter! I asked you to pick up a peck of pickled pepper!

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

Lessons in Prehistory.

Desert $2.75. See? -- It wasn't a typo.

"Letters would be all right if they'd just let us leave them in alphabetical order."

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

Harv's general clumsiness with prepositions comes back to haunt him.

'A is for Arse.'

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

"Today I came across antiderenuclearizationalityness."

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

Frank and Ernie's Country Diner. Special Alphabet Soup. Come in and sit for a spell.

Ironing Punctuation

THE REPORT: Some of this is brilliant, but that can be fixed.

'Do it write the first time.'

His last words were, "Stop correcting my grammar!" Here Lays Fred P. Smink.

"Yes, could you discuss the inspiration for the protagonist? Specifically, the motivations which propel the direction of his narrative?" "I would prefer not to." "Bartleby, the author."

'We had to discontinue the alphabet soup, sir - Too many censorship problems.'

"I was punctuating sentences long before you guys came along!"

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

'When we all get together, we sure are vulgar.'

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

Twenty years later, Kim turns the tables on her loathsome former English teacher.

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

Letterman Show: 'He's always been at my side...the one consonant in my life...'

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

Child lifting alphabet blocks.

'I'm suing my way alphabetically through the phone book.'

Reading: Phonics. Using phonics, you learn to read by the sounds of letters. Any questions? Yes. Why does "phonics" begin with "p-h" and not with "f"?

"But this book is just the alphabet all jumbled up..."