"The mosquitoes are coming!"
Itchy Scratcher Gifts
Looking for a gift that sparks creativity and adds a dash of humor? Our 'itchy scratcher' themed products are ideal for artists, crafters, and anyone who enjoys playful, creative expressions. These items combine thoughtful design with a lighthearted twist, making them perfect for inspiring your loved ones or yourself to embrace their artistic passions with a fun edge.
What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -
'Wow...Your work is amazing!'
"Have you been scratching this?"
Dermatology: Journal of Itchcraft.
'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'
"Sorry Darling, I can't reach your itchy spot..."
Theory of Gravity
Artist paints nude model with Etch-a-Sketch.
How farmers get away w/ eating crackers in bed
Hay fever hotline.
'The cat does like having something to scratch.'
Back scratcher
"Higher...to the right. Ahhh...that's nice!"
I'm no longer allergic to flowers!
"This cheap wine doesn't have a cork to smell, but the label is scratch and sniff."
Inserts
"Ooooohhhh, that feels so good. Now, down and a little to the right, please."
'Why are you scratching yourself?'
"You can keep asking, but I will not scratch your back!"
'I told you we were going to become rich with this T-Rex back scratching business.'
quick back to the spaceship
"How do I get this cross hatching out?"
Jester with scratch cards. "I need to win some money to fund my arts project."
"My cat doesn't like being given pills either...."
"Eere Bert, I've got an itch just below the shoulder blade."
"It appears to be an instant lottery ticket. Try not to scratch it."
'You say you got poison ivy in the woods. How can I help you if you don't show me where it itches?'
'Ooh yeah, a little more to the left...'
'I'm hoping it will help with my 'scratch card elbow'.'
Scratch yer back $5
"There you go sir, a purpose-built back-scratcher..."
"I've got sand everywhere!"
Itchy Scratcher Gifts Collection
Itchy Scratcher Mugs
Explore our full range of 'itchy scratcher' products on mugs and add a splash of humor to every caffeine moment.
Itchy Scratcher Pillows
Bring a cozy, creative vibe home with our 'itchy scratcher' pillows, perfect for decorating with personality.
Itchy Scratcher Prints
Decorate with wit and color—browse our 'itchy scratcher' prints to brighten any creative or relaxation space.
Itchy Scratcher T-Shirts
Looking for wearable fun? Check out our 'itchy scratcher' t-shirts for playful designs that showcase artistic flair.