Back scratcher
Back Scratcher Enthusiast Gifts
Looking for a cheerful gift for someone who loves back scratchers? Our themed collection offers amusing and clever items that capture their passion for relief and relaxation. Perfect for adding a touch of humor to their daily routine, these products are great for anyone who appreciates the simple joy of a good scratch. Whether for a birthday, a fun surprise, or just to say you care, these gifts will surely scratch the itch for a little extra happiness.
"Eere Bert, I've got an itch just below the shoulder blade."
"I really miss being in a committed relationship, Randy." "Which part do you miss most?" "Having someone disagree with you over what you're going to eat, or over what TV shows you're going to watch? Or do you miss having to account for how you spend your time? Or having to explain why you bought yourself something awesome without first getting permission?" "Mostly I miss the back rubs. They don't ask you to wash the dishes first at massage parlors."
'Wow...Your work is amazing!'
"Hank brings five years of top sales experience to our team so lets try to make him feel welcome as he makes you all look bad."
"Have you been scratching this?"
"Sorry Darling, I can't reach your itchy spot..."
Snacks. Food. Drinks. Win! Play! LOTTO here! I changed my name to "Lottery Ticket" and hang out here. It's a great place to get scratched!
'Sorry I'm late - I stopped off for a beer and a back rub.'
"I like to carry a lot of hand sanitizer. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to see my chiropractor."
"Scribbidee-ze-sop, Boop bee boop zop, scribbida woo-woo zwee ©"
"Ooooohhhh, that feels so good. Now, down and a little to the right, please."
He had an accident at work-an idea struck him.
'Oh it's quite a D.U.S.I.'
The Final Backstroke
"The mosquitoes are coming!"
"You can keep asking, but I will not scratch your back!"
"Me? Keeping winning scratch cards? Never!! Champagne officer?"
'We hope you don't mind, David is particular about his lumbar support.'
Pisa Chiropractic.
'I told you we were going to become rich with this T-Rex back scratching business.'
Linda mad a killing during slow-moving commuter traffic.
The Chiropractor - 'I've been looking forward to this all week!'
Jester with scratch cards. "I need to win some money to fund my arts project."
A footballer scores a goal with a back kick while goalie not paying attention.
'Portnoy, in Lieu of a raise or bonus, I'm giving you these 'instant winner' lottery scratch-off card.'
'Bad back!'
"… Now a little to the left … that's it, honey, nice … mmm … OK, now get lost."
The problem with Scratch N Sniff lottery tickets.
'Ooh yeah, a little more to the left...'
'Darling. Is that the sound of Bobby on his new scratch post, I can hear?'
I can't solve this problem, I'm banging my head against a brick wall!
'I'm hoping it will help with my 'scratch card elbow'.'
Scratch yer back $5
"There you go sir, a purpose-built back-scratcher..."
Back Scratcher Enthusiast Gifts Collection
Back Scratcher Enthusiast Mugs
Discover more fun and quirky mugs perfect for back scratcher enthusiasts—brighten their mornings with humor and personality.
Back Scratcher Enthusiast Pillows
Find playful pillows for back scratcher aficionados—bring humor and comfort into their favorite relaxation spot.
Back Scratcher Enthusiast Prints
Browse our collection of funny and creative prints for back scratcher fans—perfect for decorating their space with personality.
Back Scratcher Enthusiast T-Shirts
Explore a range of amusing t-shirts designed for back scratcher lovers—wear their passion with pride and a dash of wit.