Itchy Scratcher T-Shirts

"The mosquitoes are coming!"

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

"Have you been scratching this?"

Dermatology: Journal of Itchcraft.

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

"Sorry Darling, I can't reach your itchy spot..."

Theory of Gravity

Artist paints nude model with Etch-a-Sketch.

How farmers get away w/ eating crackers in bed

Hay fever hotline.

'The cat does like having something to scratch.'

Back scratcher

"Higher...to the right. Ahhh...that's nice!"

I'm no longer allergic to flowers!

"This cheap wine doesn't have a cork to smell, but the label is scratch and sniff."

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"Ooooohhhh, that feels so good. Now, down and a little to the right, please."

'Why are you scratching yourself?'

"You can keep asking, but I will not scratch your back!"

'I told you we were going to become rich with this T-Rex back scratching business.'

quick back to the spaceship

"How do I get this cross hatching out?"

Jester with scratch cards. "I need to win some money to fund my arts project."

"My cat doesn't like being given pills either...."

"Eere Bert, I've got an itch just below the shoulder blade."

"It appears to be an instant lottery ticket. Try not to scratch it."

'You say you got poison ivy in the woods. How can I help you if you don't show me where it itches?'

'Ooh yeah, a little more to the left...'

'I'm hoping it will help with my 'scratch card elbow'.'

Scratch yer back $5

"There you go sir, a purpose-built back-scratcher..."

"I've got sand everywhere!"