It Solutions Gifts

Here are the latest strategic proposals on 'managing the paperless office'.

"You have reached technical support...your call is important to us so please stay on the line..."

"It just doesn't seem right. Ever since the new system upgrade nothing is where it used to be!"

"I worked on an early version of the Cloud. I call it the Fog because it never got off the ground."

'It's never done that before!'

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

Let's get organized

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

Computer Room.

The Computer Bore

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

Online form - Submit.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

21st century water cooler conversations.

Out and In.

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

The Googler

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

'Can our software do that?'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

"Uh-oh...it's starting to delegate work to me."

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."