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I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"They decided giving out pink slips was too impersonal. So now they're blue."

Out and In.

Gerry, there are more accurate ways of balancing the petty cash.

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

Organization is not rocket science!

In many ways this is the perfect job! Out. Out.

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

Lumbar support animal

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"And best of all, it comes fully loaded!"

Joust Sharpener

"No, kid, we don't call these 'attachment icons.' We call them paperclips."

'We've just become the biggest corporation in America.. let's celebrate today and begin downsizing tomorrow.'

Presentation: Thinking each other are idiots.

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?'

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

'I can't give you a raise, a promotion or a bigger office, but I AM going to allow you to have a personality.'

'It's my company, I'll decide whether I want to go to the partner's meeting or not.'

Home Business - Electric Stapler.