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"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

"They decided giving out pink slips was too impersonal. So now they're blue."

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Out and In.

Gerry, there are more accurate ways of balancing the petty cash.

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

Organization is not rocket science!

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

'We've just become the biggest corporation in America.. let's celebrate today and begin downsizing tomorrow.'

"No, kid, we don't call these 'attachment icons.' We call them paperclips."

Joust Sharpener

"And best of all, it comes fully loaded!"

Lumbar support animal

Presentation: Thinking each other are idiots.

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?'

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

'It's my company, I'll decide whether I want to go to the partner's meeting or not.'

'I can't give you a raise, a promotion or a bigger office, but I AM going to allow you to have a personality.'

"What's the problem? We told you when you started you'd have to make some sacrifices."

Home Business - Electric Stapler.