It Learning Gifts

Drawing graphs on a computer.

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

Computer Room.

The Computer Bore

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

Online form - Submit.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

Fear/Knowledge

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Eternal Student.

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

The Bookworm

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."