It Courses Gifts

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Computer Room.

The Computer Bore

Online form - Submit.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

Interdisciplinary studies.

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

I.T. Fear

Obsession with the Internet.

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

Tossing computer into canyon.

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

Big Data Tonight

Computer monitor for a head.

"Now the geeks hold all the power. They're the ones who know how to forge a parent's e-signature."

Hardware and software

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

"I think that was one upgrade to many for Chris!"

'Imagine if it was this simple to upgrade our staff.'

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

"It's very sweet of you to visit him. Mr. Mainframe doen't get out much since the desktops came in."

'These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously.'

'He's an attorney. He came with the software package, to verify software licensing compliance.'

'No Jenkins! I said we need to start using the Cloud! The C-L-O-U-D!'

"Is this a bad time for our feedback meeting?"

If at first you don't succeed call it version 1.0

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'