It Course Commencement Gifts

Computer Room.

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

'I got an F today - for improper interfacing with my computer.'

National Academy of Sport

With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

I do want you to have a role in the group,but I wasn't thinking of 'the bloke who sits at the back eating biscuits and having a bit of a nap'.

'I'm doing a wine tasting course, it's fascinating. . .'

'I need to learn a trade... so I know what kind of work I'm out of.'

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

'I'm partially passing my Meteorology course.'

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

'I'm doing this course on, the importance of moderation.'

Drawing graphs on a computer.

"But you said that to make it start, I had to 'Boot it up'!"

"I just finished my on-line food safety course!"

"I know so much that I don't know where to begin."

Break Time at the Computer Lab.

Big Berts Brickmaking Academy

'They don't get any more operator friendly than this one.'

Close all your windows please.

Computer Science - Prof Smiley, Visiting Lecturer on Emoticons.

"New tricks CD Rom"

'Speed reading course 7.00 to 7.05.'

'This word processing program is very user friendly. All the letter O's contain a happy face.'

'That's right, just drop your old computers here...and I'll take care of any data.'

'I am doing some retraining.'

'I can't come over to play video games after school. I'm teaching an adult education class on using the internet to download and upload music and photos.'

'I've been doing a home study course. Now I can echo in three languages!'

'Please continue your education. I like working at this university.'

Thelma's bricklaying course was beginning to pay off

"I am the teacher. Normally, the students would be kids, and the instructor would be an adult. But this is a technology course."

'Allow me to congratulate you on the way you programmed me...'