E-learning Gifts

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

Homeschooling during lockdown

'Do me a favor and upload your notes from last week and send me a hyperlink ... hello?'

Ok, class, it's Sophia's turn to read her What I Didn't do on My Summer Vacation report.

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

Fear/Knowledge

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

Eternal Student.

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

The Bookworm

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

Historical memory is on life support.

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

"I'll bet all of Albert Einstein's teachers felt like idiots for giving him bad grades too."

Boy and girl at thier studies

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"