It Learning Pillows

Drawing graphs on a computer.

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

Computer Room.

The Computer Bore

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

Online form - Submit.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

Fear/Knowledge

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

Eternal Student.

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

The Bookworm

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."