Island Concert Dreamer Gifts

Musician busking for fish.

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Desert Island Meals.

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

He kept up his guitar practise...

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

Concert Pianist.

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

Pina Coladas

Desert Island BBQ

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

'I blame global warming!'

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Rainbow Quartet

'What rhymes with D minus?'

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

Introducing Piza Island.

Push for Disco...

"Are we there yet?"

'I'm going to give you something for your depression - it's an airline ticket to the Bahamas!'

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

'See you in two weeks!'

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."