Irreverent Joker Gifts

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

"I'm curious what the "H' stands for?" (Man talking with Jesus)

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

'Your teacher doesn't mind a little clowning around in class, Eddie, but she thinks you overdo it.'

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

"See how it feels"

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

'I'm surprised the boss isn't in here checking up on us!'

Adult Absence Notes.

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

'Hope you don't mind the boxing gloves. I'm no good at hands.'

The Cartoonists

'Please be quiet while the attempts to locate your head.'

Cricket with a hamster in a plastic ball.

A child plots to frighten his father with a fake shark fin.

"I don't know who hid it there but that one's got your name all over it."

"It's called 'White with a hint of Magnolia"

'I've never felt so alive...'

Cosmic Weekly - New Galaxy Discovered! Alf Centauri.

The art of Eddy Cucumba: fly and soup cup.

'This wine speaks for itself.' 'Howdy!'

A herd of sheep stand in a field; one sheep is wearing a t-shirt that reads "Staff".

"I think it's a Spider Plant bite."

"I'm afraid you've got Sea Monkey pox."

'I've got a strawberry birth mark.'

'No, it only has a driver-side airbag.'

Texas - Home of Organic Free-Range Gas!

Bully accepts Paypal, Venmo or Bitcoin

He's having a caption contest.

Ass-tronauts.

Free Hugs

Oh, please, Bob, I know when you've been snacking between meals.