Irreverent Joker Gifts

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

"I'm curious what the "H' stands for?" (Man talking with Jesus)

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

'Your teacher doesn't mind a little clowning around in class, Eddie, but she thinks you overdo it.'

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

"See how it feels"

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

'I'm surprised the boss isn't in here checking up on us!'

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

Adult Absence Notes.

'Hope you don't mind the boxing gloves. I'm no good at hands.'

The Cartoonists

'Please be quiet while the attempts to locate your head.'

Cricket with a hamster in a plastic ball.

A child plots to frighten his father with a fake shark fin.

"I don't know who hid it there but that one's got your name all over it."

"It's called 'White with a hint of Magnolia"

'I've never felt so alive...'

Cosmic Weekly - New Galaxy Discovered! Alf Centauri.

"I'm afraid you've got Sea Monkey pox."

'This wine speaks for itself.' 'Howdy!'

"I think it's a Spider Plant bite."

The art of Eddy Cucumba: fly and soup cup.

A herd of sheep stand in a field; one sheep is wearing a t-shirt that reads "Staff".

'I've got a strawberry birth mark.'

'No, it only has a driver-side airbag.'

Ass-tronauts.

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Free Hugs

Early dinosaur humour.

Royal Flush