Ironmongers Pillows

Man literally having a key cut.

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

How Swordfish Are Born

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

Tartar sauce.

'Buy two pounds and I'll throw in the sword.'

'You simply put up a minimum of $2,500. If the price of fish goes up, your investment goes up. If the price of the fish goes down, your investment goes down.'

Scuba diver in a fishmongers

DaVinci Cod

"Give a man a fish, you cut your throat. Teach a man to fish, you're a damn fool."

'Do you make fish cakes? It's his birthday!'

"Unplug and chill out."

'Fish store' 'All our products are dolphin-safe, whale-safe, turtle-safe, seahorse-safe.'

Moby Dick.

"No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants."

"Yes, Ma'am, our fish is flown in fresh every day!"

"Guys, guys! He's pointing at me! This is great, I've never been picked first before!"

"And yet, I too am a still life."

'It seems to be pretty easy, chief. The victim was a fishmonger and we've got a motive, a culprit and a murder weapon.'

'Your mom too? Always saying, 'You never do anything constructive.''

'Oh flips! I've forgot me anvil again!'

'It's the people downstairs again.'

"Avez-vous Cocoa Puffs?"

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

Frozen Food - Pick Your Own

"...and how long have you been a smoked Kipper Grader?"

'I thought you knew we play heavy metal.'

"Your eels are enormous - where do you get them?"

What's wrong with those fish? Long time, no sea!

'I said it's our wedding day you idiot!'

'Need anything today?'

Flop Musicals: Singing in the Crane.