Ironmongers T-Shirts

Man literally having a key cut.

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

How Swordfish Are Born

Scuba diver in a fishmongers

'Buy two pounds and I'll throw in the sword.'

Tartar sauce.

'You simply put up a minimum of $2,500. If the price of fish goes up, your investment goes up. If the price of the fish goes down, your investment goes down.'

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

DaVinci Cod

"Give a man a fish, you cut your throat. Teach a man to fish, you're a damn fool."

'Do you make fish cakes? It's his birthday!'

"Unplug and chill out."

Moby Dick.

'Fish store' 'All our products are dolphin-safe, whale-safe, turtle-safe, seahorse-safe.'

"No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants."

"Yes, Ma'am, our fish is flown in fresh every day!"

'Your mom too? Always saying, 'You never do anything constructive.''

"And yet, I too am a still life."

'It seems to be pretty easy, chief. The victim was a fishmonger and we've got a motive, a culprit and a murder weapon.'

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

"Guys, guys! He's pointing at me! This is great, I've never been picked first before!"

"Avez-vous Cocoa Puffs?"

'I thought you knew we play heavy metal.'

Frozen Food - Pick Your Own

'It's the people downstairs again.'

'Oh flips! I've forgot me anvil again!'

"...and how long have you been a smoked Kipper Grader?"

"Your eels are enormous - where do you get them?"

What's wrong with those fish? Long time, no sea!

'It may be industrial strength Crazy Glue©, but substituting it for welds isn't the way to be low bidder.'

'Need anything today?'

Flop Musicals: Singing in the Crane.