"Water balloons... water balloons..."
Ironically Parched Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone who’s hilariously ironically parched? Explore our playful collection designed for creative spirits who love a cheeky twist. Whether it’s a mug to start the day or a t-shirt that makes a statement, our products blend humor with artistry. Celebrate their fun-loving, slightly sarcastic side with a gift that’s as unique as their sense of humor.
Recipes from The Lying Gourmet
Geezer.
Fisherman tricks a visitor into thinking a huge buoy is a fishing float for giant fish.
'The worst part is I'm afraid of the water.'
I'm no longer allergic to flowers!
'Let's keep going. Maybe we'll get there in time for the net olympics.'
Humpty Dumpty Gets in a Taxi.
"I need some medicine for an infection I'm going to get next week."
"Look kids - the countryside."
"Honey, it's me. Listen, I'm having second thoughts on fish for dinner."
"I'm afraid you've got subsidence."
'Luckily, my iPod contains a set of 10 songs I'd like to listen to if I were stranded on an island.'
'I don't like roughing it...'
A women sound asleep on her exercise bike clutches an energy bar while the floor is littered with empty energy drinks, energy bars, and energy powder containers.
"Your call may be monitored to give us all a laugh..."
Hell's Kitties
"There must be a mistake, I'm a tee-total vegan!"
At the agrophobic self help group's annual picnic.
Warning contains Nuts
'I can't see what point he's trying to make.'
'Holy smokes! Thank heavens we have the canoe on the roof!'
Right way
'Tap or bottled?'
'Stop acting so shifty. How could our dirty weekend possibly go wrong?'
Maid addressing domestic about religion
Support group for the accident-prone: Watch Your Step
"Cancel my appointment, something came up."
Ironically Parched Gifts Collection
Ironically Parched Mugs
Discover more mugs that celebrate witty, ironic humor. Our collection is perfect for anyone who loves their coffee with a side of sarcasm and style.
Ironically Parched Pillows
Find more pillows that bring humor and comfort together. Perfect for adding a cheeky touch to any living space with a clever twist.
Ironically Parched Prints
Browse our selection of witty prints to showcase your unique sense of humor. Perfect for decorating with personality and artistic flair.
Ironically Parched T-Shirts
Explore our range of funny t-shirts designed for creative and humorous souls. Perfect for making a statement and showing off their ironic sense of style.