Ironically Outdoorsy Gifts

At the agrophobic self help group's annual picnic.

Hacking through ice in order to fish

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"I love this time of day."

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

"Keep heart Rexy boy... even if we strike out, we'll look damn good doing it."

"Try relaxing more...give up fishing."

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

A Day in the Life of Squirrels

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

A fisherman carries a rainbow trout.

"By the way… If no one has mentioned this before, we think you're swell."

Best Pals

How to deal with weeds

'Am I shivering or giggling?'

"We'll see you soon, kids! Your mother and I have won a romantic cruise for two on some man's huge ark."

Fishing Holes

'It'll be a working vacation.'

'Fetch'

Hiker and the Rodents.

"It's so nice to be stressed about work outside for a change."

Man runs with a fox and fishing hook.

"There are times when I wonder what they might be thinking."

'Let's face it,Edgar.you and mother nature don't have anything in common.'

Nature girl.

"You know Mike, you're so boring, you're interesting!"

"We were all given motivational videos at work today. All it shows is our boss shouting and sacking people."

'Gloria, I want you to meet my significant other.'

"Jeffrey, where'd you go?"

Woman walking in the wind