Ironically Outdoorsy Gifts

At the agrophobic self help group's annual picnic.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Hacking through ice in order to fish

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"I love this time of day."

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

"Keep heart Rexy boy... even if we strike out, we'll look damn good doing it."

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

Ewww

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

"Try relaxing more...give up fishing."

A Day in the Life of Squirrels

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

A fisherman carries a rainbow trout.

"By the way… If no one has mentioned this before, we think you're swell."

Best Pals

I'm going to tell you what I tell all my patients: Take more walks, get more sleep, and it wouldn't hurt to yell at the mail courier once in a while.

How to deal with weeds

"We'll see you soon, kids! Your mother and I have won a romantic cruise for two on some man's huge ark."

'Am I shivering or giggling?'

Fishing Holes

'It'll be a working vacation.'

'Fetch'

Hiker and the Rodents.

"It's so nice to be stressed about work outside for a change."

Man runs with a fox and fishing hook.

"There are times when I wonder what they might be thinking."

Nature girl.

"You know Mike, you're so boring, you're interesting!"

'Let's face it,Edgar.you and mother nature don't have anything in common.'

"We were all given motivational videos at work today. All it shows is our boss shouting and sacking people."

"Jeffrey, where'd you go?"

"I'm afraid you've got subsidence."