Ironic Humor Appreciators Pillows

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

Playing Fetch.

baby sweetcorn...

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

65 Million Years Ago

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"They're so like us."

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"He was a sea rescue."

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Divine Desk Bins

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

A Quiet Rebuke.

'Does it bother anyone else that our entire business is based on one questionable product?'

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

"My guess it's guacamole."

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

Sheep In Curlers

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

Boss to employee: 'I'm downsizing your paycheck.'

'Even in the mundane tasks, aim for perfection!'