Ironic Humor Appreciators Gifts

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

Playing Fetch.

baby sweetcorn...

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

65 Million Years Ago

"He was a sea rescue."

"They're so like us."

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

A Quiet Rebuke.

Divine Desk Bins

'Does it bother anyone else that our entire business is based on one questionable product?'

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

Comb Sweet Comb

Now that we've developed lungs, it's only a matter of time before we feel guilty about not exercising.

"My guess it's guacamole."

Feline Evolution.

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

Sheep In Curlers

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

Telekinetics on strike...

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

Wine taster with mineral water