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Protestors

HM Scrubways Top Security Chapel.

Bank Holdup Window

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

Police Feline Unit

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

Cariactures

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Three gates of hell: marriage counseling, investments, company meetings

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Do Not Resuscitate

Faster, Georges, faster!

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

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A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane