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"I didn't want the family business but ten years ago, on take your child to work day, my father wouldn't let me go home again."

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

"And finally, I’d like to thank all those people I stepped on and used to get here. I couldn’t have done it without your submissive insecurity and relentless resignation."

Between Offices

"Why do you always assume I'm going down?"

'I never wanted the best years of your life Clayton - just a few good days would do.'

"I'm good at ticking boxes."

'I was speeding right along toward my goal of moving up from middle management, when a cost-cutting measure overtook me!'

Student - Haven't emailed in 2 days.

Blend Schools

"Sure, it's 'beautiful,' Ray, but where are the outlet stores?!"

"I guess I'll see you around Frank."

"Thank god we're out of the city."

"Trust me, you don't want this job."

"You're 30 now. Where do you see yourself in five years?" "Thirty five."

Doubt or Certainy

"I owe my success to always being the lesser of two evils."

'I keep telling myself that this is better than a crowded beach in Spain...'

'Thanks for not asking for a rise.'

"I've been an accountant, an actuary, an advertising exec, an administrator, an architect, an art director, and an auditor, and now I'd like to move on to the B's."

"Well, what a coincidence, Jeff's in vermin control too!"

"I think we might already have lost the next set of graduates, they don't see us offering a career path..."

"Where would you say you are on the confidence/cockiness spectrum?"

'I received matching offers.'

"I see myself rising through the ranks of the organization until midlife, when I will most likely hit a wall and go screaming through the door."

"I've seen a number of meteoric career flameouts in my time, but Phil's was sure in a class by itself!"

Up

"You look perfectly suited for managing on the pigeons have a salary that goes with the job!"

'Why did you leave your last job?' 'You would too, if they sold your desk and changed all the locks!'

'You'll never have to worry about me jumping ship for a better offer.'

'Your career is a change management textbook.'

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